Ok, perhaps monster is a bit of an exaggeration, but we definitely don’t get those in Scotland. I then spent the next half hour or so trying to decide how best to get rid of it. If you are a lover of all animals, you may wish to stop reading now, be warned a scorpion was hurt in the making of this blog. My first move was to change into a shoe with a thicker sole, perfect for stamping duty. Unfortunately while I was putting on these weapons of mass destruction, the scorpion had decided to crawl right next to a wall. So instead I opted for the pointy end of a broom and squashed it with that. The other end of the broom was then utilised to sweep away the squashed remains.Please note that I do not intend to squash all entries in my creature watch, but scorpions in the house will not be tolerated.
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WOW! I'd be on the first plane back. I'm very impressed with the fact you killed it with nothing more than a big stick.
Scorpions may withstand an atomic blast, but they will never survive big Col fae Dyce.
Next time try and capture it and then slap it in a bottle of tequila for some nice munchies a few days later.
Well it is Col 1 Scorpions 0 at the moment, and to be honest I hope it stays that way. I do not wish for this particular match to be a high scoring contest. If there is a next time I will try and persuade it to go quietly into a bottle of tequila, it's got to be a better way to go than to be squashed by a big stick.
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